
I’m pretty nervous
Mainly because he’ll probably think I’ma fat cow. I look fat in all the outfits I picked out to wear :(

I’m pretty nervous
Mainly because he’ll probably think I’ma fat cow. I look fat in all the outfits I picked out to wear :(
:’)
(via mrgolightly)
(via copycat-)
fight club = love
^^ I think you mean Ed Norton = love.
no really this is how my relationship with Ed Norton would be like
Me: good morning honey I made you breakfast!
Ed: Where are the spaghettio’s?
Me: Um…but, sweetheart, I made you a real breakfast. Eggs, toast, bacon…d-don’t you want that over canned food?
Ed: WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMNED SPAGHETTIO’S?!
He slams a clenched fist on the table and his for head is glistening with beads of sweat and grits of blood even though we just woke up. His for head just seems to be perpetually like that. He calms himself from that rash fit of rage and flickers his half-lidded eyes in my direction. There is a ravenous aura emanating from his look. He knocks the plate of bacon from my hands. Bacon is everywhere. He firmly yet tenderly grabs a hold of my neck and head and starts to passionately kiss me. We totally do it on the kitchen table drenched in bacon grease, scrambled eggs in our hair, and syrup in every crevasse of our bodies. Just how he likes it.
omg this.
DRENCHED IN BACON GREASE



literally though I am empty inside.
:D
Isn’t that the best fucking feeling in the world?
I decided to break my fast today and not go the whole 5 days because I couldn’t even get up due to lack of energy.
I missed tumblah though. Oh, to all the new followers:

I love you all.